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Label Instructions




Some actual label instructions on consumer goods





On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos (crisps) - ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap - Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners - Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron - Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine - Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication.

On Nytol Sleep Aid - Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On brands of Christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor - Not to be used for the other use.

On Sunsbury's peanuts - Warning:contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts - "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.





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