Label Instructions
Some actual label instructions on consumer goods On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos (crisps) - ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap - Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swanson frozen dinners - Serving suggestion: Defrost. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - Do not turn upside down. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta iron - Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine - Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. On Nytol Sleep Aid - Warning: May cause drowsiness. On brands of Christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only. On a Japanese food processor - Not to be used for the other use. On Sunsbury's peanuts - Warning:contains nuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts - "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's superman costume - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. |